The Funnies: February 10

compiled by Samantha Plotner

“I’ve had mono so many times it turned into stereo”
~Santana (Naya Rivera) on Glee

“I promise you, I’ll wear the same color shoes…I have no idea [what I’m wearing]…As my boyfriend knows, it’s right up to the last minute…Can go wrong at any time. It’s probably going to be a catastrophe.”
~Helen Bonham Carter discussing what she’ll be wearing to the Oscars.
When I was 13, I had to go to Bar Mitzvahs every weekend, and this is like the same feeling, putting on a suit every weekend to go meet with a lot of Jews.”
~Jesse Eisenberg at the Oscar Nominees Luncheon
“(630) don’t ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class”
~Texts From Last Night
“Do not knock The Sound of Music—it’s got nuns and Nazis.”
~Nate (Chace Crawford) on Gossip Girl
“Blaine and I love football…well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.”
~Kurt (Chris Colfer) on Glee

Samantha is a sophomore at Barnard College and the Co-Editor-in-Chief of The Nine Ways of Knowing.

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